*deep voice* yummy yummy
no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.