Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via greed)

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

gaywrites:

Meet the faces of the “I’m Sorry” campaign, a group of Christians who go to Chicago’s pride celebrations every year to apologize for their past hateful actions against LGBT people. The group started in 2010 and has since moved to other cities across the world. This is what love looks like. (via the Advocate

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG